Malls and Phobias

Sunday I went to the mall with Alice. It was fun, we got to see The Pink Panther (hehe) it was pretty funny, kind of like those movies that are so stupid that you actually enjoy it. I can really tell Alice liked it, even when no one else was laughing she was just bursting with laughter, ha!

ok so I think I have some kind of phobia, cuz like every time someone talks about blood or like something inside the human body (such as a vein or nerve) I can't help but be grossed out to the fact that stuff like that is inside of me. And then I start thinking that if I move one inch of myself my veins will like be all smushed together with whatever else is there and explode and then all the blood will burst out of them and I'll die. Oh, and same thing happens when someone touches me. Its soo weird and I know that can't really happen but I think of it anyway and then I get soooo freaked out. I was close to crying during a meeting once cause the talk was on what the bible says towards blood or something rather. So I belive I have Hemophobia (fear of blood) and Chiraptophobia (Fear of being touched) when someone talks about blood. I am so wierd!

Here are some other funny phobias I found today:

• Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
• Carnophobia- Fear of meat
• Trichopathophobia or Trichophobia- Fear of hair.
• Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.
• Bogyphobia- Fear of the bogeyman
• Geliophobia- Fear of laughter
• Geniophobia- Fear of chins
• Helmintophobia- Fear of being infested with worms
• Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words (i might have that too)
• Ommetaphobia- Fear of eyes
• Lachanophobia - Fear of vegetables
• Ophthalmophobia- Fear of opening one’s eyes
• cyberphobia - fear of computers
  
• Aerophobia- Fear of swallowing air
• Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

feel free to add any other phobias to the list

So to the cyberphobic, I say, "get over it, or go to the extreme and move away from the city, abandon your car, hand build your home, hand pump your water, build your fires, and hunt for your own food!"

I turned 14 today!